Devious Journal Entry

…I Had a Dream…

It all started with a Girl with beautiful blonde hair, She had gone to Jamaica with her Dad, Step-Mother, and her brother. The four of them enjoyed their time walking on the beaches, smelling the fresh air, and gazing at the palm trees. One day they wanted new scenery and went out to explore the Jamaican culture, afterwords they went to some of the gift shops. The Girl stops and looks in glass case filled with different pipes, She gazed at a red, orange, yellow, and green Striped elephant pipe and had to buy it!

The girl arrived back home, she smoked out of her pipe for the first time, she looked at it for awhile and decided to name it "Bazinga". Her new pipe was the best pipe she has ever owned, The bowl was nice and big, so you wouldn't have to worry about packing it again anytime soon, and the trunk is the perfect size for not getting any Scooby snacks, the girl became very attached to her pipe, and would be heart broken if she lost it or got stolen.

Six or Less months later the girls cousin took her to her dads home, they noticed that her dad, step-mom, and her brother weren't home, the girl asked her cousin to stay with her until her father comes home and for exchange she would pack"Bazinga". They didn't want to go out for a roadie because the area was sketchy so they hid on the side of the house behind a bush. All of a Sudden they heard a cop car passing by…Found out the cousin parked in a no parking zone, As the cop was writing out a ticket their hearts we're beating…Faster…and Faster. The girl accidentally stepped on a Stick "CRUNCH" The Cop looked over and saw two teenagers staring him down, and chuckled, thinking…

"HA! Kids these days… not the brightest bulbs in the box, idiots cant even run from me."

Quickly the cousin Digs a hole and buries the pipe hoping the cop wouldn't catch them smoking. The teenagers Stand up and face the cop.

Cop— "Does this car belong to one of you?"

Cousin— "Yes Sir, It's mine"

Cop— "Did you know you're in a no parking zone son?"

Cousin "No Sir, I didn't" The Cop Sniff's and looks at the teenagers eyes.

Cop—"Have you kids been doing anything else illegal today? Be honest…"

Girl & Cousin— "no sir!"

Cop— "Hmm… I'm sorry, But I know you kids are lying to me, Just tell me where your paraphernalia is and I'll let you go easy, but I'll still need to take you two down to the station so we can get a hold of you parents."

Cousin "all we had was a blunt and I threw it in a panic when I saw your car"

Cop— "Okay… Well I'm going to need you both to get in my car,"

As the Girl and the Cousin sit in the car shaking, The cop goes out by the side of the house and scopes out the area, He bends down and picks up an object, but he was so far away the girl and cousin couldn't see what the cop had in his hand. The cop walks back to the car and dives the car down to the station like he said he would.

When the parent we're called the cop took the girl and cousin into a back room one at a time, He Looked at each of their records and found nothing so he gave them Community Service and a drug screening every 2 weeks.

…In my Thoughts…

Unfortunatly i woke up at this time.. i never found out if the cop found the girls pipe or not. but another weird thing, i had this dream on 420